Quotes About Comedy

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this! Karou and Hikaru: What about us? Tamaki: You are sexless!

Brexit reminds me a bit of the Mel Brooks comedy Blazing Saddles where the sheriff, at one point during it, holds a gun to his own head and says: 'If you don't do what I want I'll blow my brains out.' -- you want to watch that one of the 26 (other EU members) don't say just go ahead.

Life is ridiculous. It's not our fault.

Un profesor aprensivo planea casarse con la chica de sus sueños, ¡pero antes debe acompañar a su futuro y sobreprotector cuñado –un policía– a una patrulla infernal!: Ride Along [Compañero de patrulla].2 (Atención al detalle: cualquier cosa «infernal» aporta siempre un plus de comicidad.)

Ofrece lo mismo tu premisa? El planteamiento que me presentas de tu comedia o de tu drama, ¿hace que se desboque mi imaginación previendo hacia dónde puede derivar la historia? Si no es así, aún no tienes premisa.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

Still, I'll be laughing like a clown

Still I'll be always laughing like a clown

There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.

Funny is funny is funny.

The closer you get to understanding humor, the more you begin to lose your sense of humor.

Full House gave me Tourette's. We would be on the set, and, action! "Okay, Michelle, you can't have a horse in the house--" and, cut! "Cock shit fuck!"

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Bill Cosby said it pretty eloquently: "Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

But I actually did change Mary-Kate's and Ashley's diapers once. And that was four years ago. Ashley came up with the punch line to that joke. No,

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.