Quotes About Comedy

Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom.

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I do date quite small men. And one large man! Just one.

Wherever comes man comes tragedy and comedy also.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That's crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

Only man had dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

For a man learns more quickly and remembers more easily that which he laughs at, than that which he approves and reveres.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings.