Quotes About Self-awareness

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

Tell me I'm beautiful, it's nothing. Tell me I'm intellectual - I know it. Tell me I'm funny and it's the greatest compliment in the world anyone could give me.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

Why can't I say anything normal?

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

It's funny, I can see the science in how music is made with other artists, but it's hard for me to dissect my own thing.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.