Quotes About Self-awareness

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I'm not very interesting. Birds are interesting. I could stand there lip-synching all day long, but it would feel funny, and people would be able to tell. I'm not a good actress.

I always get the better when I argue alone.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

It's funny how someone's perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

The more you exaggerate, the more you will look funny!

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Perv."He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life.

The rage that had expolded inside me diffused. I didn't know where it had come from. I had a short temper and often acted impulsively, but this had been intense and ugly even for me. Weird.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name.

No, " said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy.

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.

The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.

In theory, especially in the case of Stone, those who have human hearts would remain cognizant of their behavior and in control of themselves. Those who are Katagaria . . .

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.