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Quotes About Inept

For the first few months, I was a comically inept parent. The first night home from the hospital, I held her bare body against my bare chest until a friend who was a doctor came by and asked what I was doing, and told me to put some clothes on that baby.
~ Nick Flynn
I'm the most awkward man alive.
~ Greg Mottola
I am a bad businessman who would make a bad producer.
~ Jagapathi Babu
The government never does anything successfully.
~ Michael Badnarik
So badly does one live, because one always comes incomplete into the present, inept and scatter-brained.
~ Rainer Maria Rilke
Let this meeting be as cryptic—as representative/nonrepresentative—as the Arameans, a people that never had a land of their own but still managed to leave behind their language—the only thing they left behind, their language. Aramaic. Ha lachma anya. This is the bread of affliction. Eli Eli lama shavaktani? Father, Father, why didn't Christ quote the Psalms in Hebrew—was he that inept, or does excruciation always call for the vernacular?
~ Joshua Cohen
Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.
~ Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson
that woman Forbes was no more use than a headache—
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
mechanically inept
~ Douglas Adams
I'm just physically stupid.
~ Peter Capaldi
I am terrible at cards.
~ Ryan Paevey
Like any skill, religion requires perseverance, hard work, and discipline. Some people will be better at it than others, some appallingly inept, and some will miss the point entirely. But those who do not apply themselves will get nowhere at all. Religious people find it hard to explain how their rituals and practices work, just as a skater may not be fully conscious of the physical laws that enable her to glide over the ice on a thin blade.
~ Karen Armstrong
He felt about as useless as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest
~ Karin Slaughter
I would never find a bank launched for worse reasons by more inept men.
~ David Liss
True evil is always petty and often incompetent.
~ Claire Chilton
The contemporary church is so often a weak, ineffectual voice with an uncertain sound. It is so often the arch supporter of the status quo.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
All the players looked absurdly inept, as though they were expressly drafted to be humiliated, entrepreneurs in the industry of losing.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.
~ Dimple Kapadia
Truth be told, these fuckers don't know their elbows from their assholes.
~ Willie Nelson
Nothing we design or make ever really works??? Everything we design and make is an improvisation, a lash-up, something inept and provisional.
~ David Pye
This is a really lame exchange of hidden messages.
~ Jeff Strand
Tú que eres sublime. Olímpica. Tú que eres una obra maestra, (…). Eres un arco demasiado grande para tan lamentables arqueros
~ Amelie Nothomb
Despite having two young children to mother, [Sylvia Plath] seemed inept at the basics of life, always needing help.
~ Rob Jovanovic
You're as sharp as a marble.
~ Derek Landy