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Quotes About Inept

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
~ George R.R. Martin
It's well known that our inept homegrown police of all eras have always shown unerring taste in poets and writers - they always manage to kill the most talented and leave the most mediocre.
~ Georgi Gospodinov
The number of businesses that fold due to bad partnerships is staggering. In some cases, they are charlatans, in others inept business people, and others find themselves unable to scale with any growth.
~ Michael Gerber
So far I have felt like a very inept slapstick performer." "Inept slapstick? Isn't that a bit redundant?
~ Neal Stephenson
inept or inflexible monetary policy in the wake of a sharp decline in asset prices can turn a correction into a recession and a recession into a depression.
~ Niall Ferguson
I believed that when political activists claimed that news organizations conspired against them, they had no idea that most journalistic enterprises were far too inept to harbor conspiracy.
~ Nora Ephron
I could isolate, consciously, little. Everything seemed blurred, yellow-clouded, yielding nothing tangible. Her inept acrostics, maudlin evasions, theopathies - every recollection formed ripples of mysterious meaning. Everything seemed yellowly blurred, illusive, lost.
~ Vladimir Nabokov
The historical record is unequivocal. The United States is ham-handed and brutal in conceiving and executing clandestine operations, and it is simply no good at espionage; its operatives never have enough linguistic and cultural knowledge of target countries to recruit spies effectively. The CIA also appears to be one of the most easily penetrated espionage organizations on the planet. From the beginning, it has repeatedly lost its assets to double agents.
~ Chalmers Johnson
they were undisciplined, imprecise, ill-trained, dim-witted, and clumsy.
~ Charles E. Gannon
I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, "This room's quite rectangular, isn't it?" I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels
~ Charlie Brooker
I'm very disappointed with the McCain campaign. In my opinion, it was inept.
~ Paul Broun
I'm useless with a sword in real life.
~ John Bradley-West
I'm useless around the house.
~ Harry Redknapp
President Obama's Department of Education pledged to solve the student debt crisis, but it was utterly inept in its effort to address the issue.
~ Charlie Kirk
The Israelis are very smart about politics and strategy, but there are a few exceptions. One is Lebanon, the other is Gaza, where they were completely inept.
~ Daniel Pipes
the French are such assess, they are truly inept, for they have to go abroad for help.
~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
she was inept. Inept for living. She had no idea how to cope with life and she was only vaguely aware of her own inner emptiness. Were she capable of explaining herself, she might well confide: the world stands outside me. I stand outside myself.
~ Clarice Lispector
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
~ Liam Gallagher
My dear fellow, society only laughs at such a desperate conjugal predicament. Where it pities a lover, it regards a husband as ridiculously inept; it makes sport of those who cannot keep the woman they have secured under the canopy of the Church, and before the Maire's scarf of office. And I had to keep silence.
~ Honore de Balzac
He's a rather brilliant defensive tactician," Grimm said. "I agree," Bayard said. "The problem is that he's an inept defensive strategist.
~ Jim Butcher
We were a quartet of idiots trying to look suave.
~ Philippa Gregory
I'm a good legislator. I'm a bad some other things.
~ Barney Frank
I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things.
~ Jackie Chan
As much use as tits on a fish.
~ Mal Peet