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Quotes About Misadventure

I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.
~ Douglas Adams
Man started out on the wrong foot. The misadventure in paradise was the first consequence. The rest had to follow.
~ Emile M. Cioran
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
~ Bill Engvall
Remember that day I called Valkyrie and told her to take the afternoon off? Yeah, I was stuck in a wall.
~ Derek Landy
In our interconnected world, novel technology could empower just one fanatic, or some weirdo with a mindset of those who now design computer viruses, to trigger some kind of disaster. Indeed, catastrophe could arise simply from technical misadventure - error rather than terror.
~ Martin Rees
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
~ Fred Allen
How did I get into this mess? Miles isn't even here. -Ivan
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
I'm not much of a club goer because every time I do go I get in trouble.
~ Lita Ford
She had once tried to copy Jojo's sexy wink – drink had been taken – but she had simply succeeded in dislodging her contact lens which had made her eyelid flutter like a trapped butterfly.
~ Marian Keyes
A year jammed full of adventure and misadventure, strides forward and many steps backward, another year in my topsy-turvy, Jekyll-and-Hyde existence.
~ Anthony Kiedis
Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
~ Beatrix Potter
It started at one thirty on a cold Tuesday morning in January when Martin Turner, Street performer and, in his own words, apprentice gigolo, tripped over a body in front of the West Portico of St. Paul's at Covent Garden. Martin, who was none too sober himself
~ Ben Aaronovitch
History will judge the invasion of Iraq one of the greatest foreign policy misadventures of all time.
~ Senator John Kerry
An adventurer has a purpose. Such as finding new lands and valuable treasures. A misadventurer, besides doing it for the hell of it and for a good time, doesn't really have a good purpose.
~ S.A. Tawks, Misadventurous
In his diary, Tudor noted that he had lost nearly four thousand dollars with his tropical misadventure.
~ Steven Johnson
I've never enjoyed myself more than I have the past forty-eight hours, during which I've been trapped in a car with one of the worst drivers I've ever seen, run up the Spanish Steps and then down again so I could be on time to wait in line to perjuer myself at the American consulate. And I'd like to continue doing those sorts of thing with you on a regular basis for the foreseeable future.
~ Meg Cabot
Her time on Twin Moons was really getting off to a great start. She hadn't even been awake for one whole morning and she'd already given a peep show to strangers and eaten a whole bowl full of horny fruit by mistake. What the hell was she going to do tonight?
~ Evangeline Anderson
All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.
~ Tara Janzen
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
~ Fred Allen
I got in so much trouble when I was doing 'Snatched' in Hawaii.
~ Tom Bateman
We've gone on holiday by mistake
~ Bruce Robinson
Dosflores era un turista, el primero del Mundodisco. Según decidió Rincewind, turista significaba «imbécil».
~ Terry Pratchett
We don't get into mischief," said Mary indignantly. "It sort of happens to us, or around us, or in our general vicinity.
~ Theodora Goss