Quotes About Maintenance

Why are man hole covers around?" If you don't knwo the answer to the questions, you're not smart enough to work at microsoft

I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting.

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

SafeTrack - I keep saying this - is not going to fix Metro. It's a speeded up track work program, compressing three years of already planned work on the track bed into about a year.

I want to look good, obviously. I don't want to look at the screen and go, Oh, my skin looks terrible, or, I look exhausted. That's why I take care of myself when I work.

...I have to go home and get a few things done. If I don't get out the Pledge soon, the dust bunnies are going to be leaving tracks on my furniture...

I've always been interested in DIY and home renovation - even from my first student flat. I've always left places better than when I moved in.

The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial chance of introducing another.

leave not a speck.that may cause a wreck...

As a biologist, Piaget considered cognitive development to be part of a much more general tendency of living systems to grow, change, improve and maintain themselves.

Ravna thought a moment. "Sysadmin is the usual term," she said.

The most important part of vehicle maintenance is clean windows, so if you are broken down you will enjoy the beauty of the view.

A garden is a thing of beauty and a job forever.

I think the best beauty trick is to take good care of your skin. Wash your face at night, wear sunscreen, and hydrate.

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

Most of the effort in the software business goes into the maintenance of code that already exists.

I was in the oil business for a while--gas and oil, check the tires.

The one great principle of the English law is, to make business for itself. There is no other principle distinctly, certainly, and consistently maintained through all its narrow turnings.

The phone is the new tamagotchi. We have to feed it daily with energy to keep it alive.

Some people put more into their cars than they put into their relationships.

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

I don't like to go over curbs, because I don't want to be hard on the car.

The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun.

I don't think I'm fixed. People think that you're like a car in a body shop. You go in, they fix you, and you're out. It takes constant fixing.