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Quotes About Maintenance

Typically, highway bridges have about 50 years. But over in England, they have iron bridges approaching 250 years. In France, there are Roman aqueducts that are approaching 2,000 years old. So a bridge can last a very long time if it's built properly in the first place and then maintained properly.
~ Henry Petroski
No dog means no disgusting surprises on carpets - thank goodness for those irrigating vacuums they sell at Canadian Tire - no hefty vet bills, no destruction of everything from eyeglasses to baseboards to legs of furniture, and no responsibility.
~ Neil Macdonald
Our veterans are phenomenally important. They've given everything to us, haven't they? Everything. Do we really take care of them? I mean, for crying out loud, we can't even maintain their cemetery. We've got to do better. We have to do better.
~ Jim Justice
While a reverse mortgage can indeed be a viable way to generate income, it is very important to understand that after you take out a reverse mortgage, you will still be responsible for paying the property tax, the insurance premium, and all the maintenance costs for your home.
~ Suze Orman
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
~ Bill Engvall
We have managed to acquire $13 trillion of debt on our balance sheet. In my view we have nothing to show for it. We haven't invested in our roads, our bridges, our waste-water systems, our sewer systems. We haven't even maintained the assets that our parents and grandparents built for us.
~ Michael Bennet
From what I've seen so far," Devon remarked, "it would be far more sensible to set fire to this rotting heap of timber rather than to try and repair it." Kathleen's eyes widened. "Eversby Priory is historic. It's four hundred years old." "So is the plumbing, I'll wager.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Who chooses the schedules we keep? We do, I guess. Although, so often it seems as if there isn't any choice. If we aren't constantly slapping new paint on all the ramparts, the wind and the weather will sneak in and erode the accomplishments of a dozen previous generations of the family. The good life demands a lot of maintenance.
~ Unknown
The good life demands a lot of maintenance.
~ Unknown
Beards grow out so fast that if you shave every day, there isn't much of a window for anyone to use them against you—and shaved stubble is too diffuse to make a decent channel anyway.
~ Jim Butcher
God is asking you to take care of this special place. He says: If a man is lazy, the rafters sag; if his hands are idle, the house leaks (Ecclesiastes 10:18).
~ Jim George
Unlike Sophie, I don't keep every worn-out rag about the house. I can't vouch for the holes. Those old woolen liveries make a feast for moths. It only encourages pests to hang around if you feed them.' 'Do you suppose that is why he has given us no more than a cup of cocoa after our night's labor?' Claudia asked Loo in a loudish voice. 'Would you care for a biscuit, Miss Milmont?' Thoreau asked.
~ Unknown
Naturally, the air conditioner wasn't working. It seemed the only time it worked was in the winter when she didn't need it. Ditto for the heater, which seemed to work best in the summer.
~ Joanne Fluke
do you fix a wheel that isn't broken, or do you wait until the cart collapses?
~ Jodi Picoult
Go into the auto mechanic, you've got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.
~ Ann McLane Kuster
Being pretty is a full-time job.
~ Unknown
I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.
~ Lance Armstrong
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
~ Clifford Stoll
A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.
~ Unknown
because many churches are negligent and disobedient when it comes to maintaining the purity of the faith or the community.
~ Unknown
Short-term profits are not reliable indicator of performance of management. Anybody can pay dividends by deferring maintenance, cutting out research, or acquiring another company.
~ W. Edwards Deming
Communication is like the basics of mechanical engineering, the more moving parts you have the more likely it is to break down!
~ Garrison Wynn
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
~ Dave Barry
There's a cardinal rule in book publishing that applies equally to brain surgery and auto mechanics: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Since people are still buying the original Where Is God When It Hurts?
~ Philip Yancey