Quotes About Grooming

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

I think the uglier the playoff beard, the better though, right?

A man - hairy or not - should still spend time on personal hygiene.

I like a man who smells good. Puts on cologne; lotions his body. It keeps me wanting. I like feeling that way.

Moira wished she spoke better Russian so that she could talk to Tekla about her ideas regarding appearance and grooming. The facial scars put her well outside the norms of feminine beauty and she had doubled down by electing to keep the buzz cut. In spite of this, or perhaps because of it, she was, to put it bluntly, kind of hot. Moira hated to say it. But hotness was a part of the human condition and it was pointless to pretend that it did not exist.

I feared he might be trying to grow a beard again.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

I want to show straight men and gay men alike that self-care and grooming isn't mutually exclusive with, like, femininity or masculinity.

I'm good at following my own grooming advice.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

Painting my nails is the easiest way to look as though I've made an effort.

At one point I suggested he go to a well-regarded waxing parlor in town for what they indelicately call the "sack, back, and crack." He struggled to absorb the full meaning of this, but after a few seconds he smiled a nervous smile and said, "In for a penny…

he murmured something about how much could be done in Haiti if only he could get his hands on the money that the first world spent on pet grooming.

Traditionally, only 'entire' horses were used for funerals, never mares or geldings. Constantly in the public eye, they were always well groomed. A patch of grey would be painted out, a thinning mane or tail supplemented with hair from a deceased comrade. Mostly gentle and docile, they were sturdy animals; dragging heavy coaches for long distances, they had

the Mach3—leaving hundreds of millions of people to a more painful daily battle with stubble.19

A little scruff looks nice, but it feels so uncomfortable. Think about how a guy wants a girl to have smooth legs: It's expected. Shouldn't a guy be expected to do the same on his face? I think that's only fair.

The importance of a tan and a haircut cannot be understated.

Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better.

I think grooming is definitely undervalued by men. We all expect women to be fully groomed, which they do. But I also think it's just as important for a man to look fresh and clean.

Hygiene is important. You gotta smell good. So ladies, please spray some perfume. Hair gotta be done. You gotta look nice.