Quotes About Grooming

I shave without using shaving cream.

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got.

When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.

Ill-fitted T-shirts stretched over a gut are my pet hate. And if the colour's faded - ugh.

Of one thing, at any rate, the Roman people could be confident. Mars was not the kind to depilate himself.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

You look so polished from your hair down to your toes, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose.

I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am     marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if     my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.

His eyebrows drew together. He was perilously close to unibrow; I guess nobody had held him down and administered a good plucking to the caterpillar climbing across his forehead.

She groomed me to have sex with her lover when I was thirteen.' 'Her lover?' 'David Thomsen. He was forty-six. Maybe older. She wanted me to get pregnant by him because she wasn't able to. So she groomed me. She left me alone with him. Made out it was romantic.

He clutches his head. 'This is … this is insane, Lula. This isn't you. You're not fucking gay. This is her. She's done this to you. She's fucking groomed you. Can you not see that? She's groomed you.

We define a metrosexual as someone who really takes care of themselves in terms of grooming and style. There is nothing wrong with that. But I think you need to have some other values. It's cool to incorporate some traditional values into metrosexuality. Then it becomes a good lifestyle.

Even the men were better groomed than I was. Kimmy's queer brigade wears purposefully sloppy hair and uses special shavers that leave rugged day-old stubble.

Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

Grooming is the secret of real elegance. The best clothes, the most wonderful jewels, the most glamorous beauty don't count without good grooming.

Crabs and some shrimp, in contrast, will groom injured areas.

Avoid needlepoint tweezers as you can easily injure yourself. And very square tweezers can shear the hair versus plucking it out from the root, causing the appearance of an ingrown.

Spam filters are supposed to block e-mail scams from ever reaching us, but criminals have learned to circumvent them by personalizing their notes with information gleaned from the Internet and by grooming victims over time.

He sniffed his armpits just to see if they were rank, but they weren't. Let's hear it for twenty-first century deodorant.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'