Quotes About Wellness

All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.

If you're sick, watch funny movies.

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, '100%' means 'sugar-free.

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some of this weight, everything, " Arlene replied.

Laughter is the best medicine

I'm usually always very happy and funny and positive. It's only when I'm tired that I get a little low energy.

Sound will be the medicine of the future.

Future medicine will be the medicine of frequencies.

The medicine of the future will be music and sound.

In future there will be no more designers. The designers of the future will be the personal coach, the gym trainer, the diet consultant.

TAKE HEART TO FLAT OUT DECIDE TO BE WELL AND STRIDE INTO THE FUTURE, SANE AND WHOLE

In the future, Chiropractic will be valued for its preventative qualities as much as for relieving and adjusting the cause of ailments.