Quotes About Wellness

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible.

God is glorified through healing and deliverance, not through sickness and suffering.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind is at its best about the age of forty-nine.

Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.