Quotes About Wellness

Housework can kill you if done right.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it's a great remedy for many things.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

Mirth is God's medicine.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.

If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.

I write to express and I shop to destress

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.