Quotes About Wellness

Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those three, you should, in the long term, stay relatively sane.

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls.

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

There will be days that you don't want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can give the illusion that you've just been working out, as opposed to giving up on life.

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred temple with drugs, alcohol, tobacco or bad food.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

Yoga does things with the human body that defy the imagination.

The meaning of spirituality is to be healthy and happy; to be physically, emotionally and mentally strong. We can't find this with imagination. We must practice.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

Facials are my biggest beauty indulgence. Looking good is about having a good base. It's about taking care of your skin.

You know what ? Certain people think they will feel good if certain things happen The trick is : you have to feel good for no reason

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well.

When I'm not at the keyboard, I'm generally reading, practicing tai chi or middle eastern dance, or cooking.

Life has a much bigger plan for you. Happiness is part of that plan. Health is part of that plan. Stability is part of that plan. Constant struggle is not.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.