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Quotes About Sneeze

D'Arvit,' he blurted, shocked that Artemis's stories had been, in fact, historical rather than fictional. Sister Jeronima mistook the blurt for a sneeze. 'Bless you, chico,' she said. 'The night air is cool.' Myles did not bother to correct her, because an explanation would be difficult, considering that the word D'Arvit was a fairy swear word, according to Artemis's fairy tales.
~ Eoin Colfer
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.
~ Robert Benchley
And I have such a cold in the head—I can do nothing but sniffle, sigh and sneeze. Isn't that alliterative agony for you?
~ L.M. Montgomery
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
~ Dr. Seuss
Achoo! sneeze Robin, Frankie, and Penny. Oink-choo! sneezes the pig-baby. Achoo! sneezes the Duchess. That's enough pepper.
~ Sarah Mlynowski
The cat was created when the lion sneezed.
~ Arabian Proverb
The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which would be really sad 'cause I ain't got no barbecue sauce with me. (Simi)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. "Will you shut up?" he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. "I'm sorry," he said. "I sneezed. A person can't help it when they sneeze." "Perhaps not. But you could try to make it sound a little less like an elephant trumpeting in agony," Will told him.
~ John Flanagan
Sounded like a sneeze to me. Could be the plague.
~ John Flanagan
There are conditions under which the most majestic person is obliged to sneeze, and our emotions are liable to be acted on in the same incongruous manner.
~ George Eliot
agreeable as a completed sneeze
~ George Eliot
You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
~ J. D. Salinger
It has been accurately said that if America's economy sneezes, the world catches a cold.
~ John Price
Do you have a handkerchief?" she asked. "No," the prince said, looking amused. "I suppose you have servants who carry around that sort of thing in case you sneeze," she said. "You aren't carrying one either," he retorted. "I don't have room; my reticule is full of cheese." "I thought you had an interesting smell! Most ladies smell rather French.
~ Eloisa James
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
~ Scott McNeely
Y en seguida, estornudé. -¿Tienes frío? -¡No! Estornudo por darme importancia.
~ Enrique Jardiel Poncela
But Princess Magnolia wore glass slippers on weekdays. Princess Magnolia was afraid of snails. Sunlight made Princess Magnolia sneeze. And at the moment, the Princess in Black was hog-tying a monster.
~ Shannon Hale
Presently Peter sneezed Kertyschoo!
~ Beatrix Potter
The joke is this impersonal possession. It doesn't have anyone's signature. It was given to me—but you didn't make it up; it was in my custody, and I chose to pass it on, keep it going. It isn't about any of us. It doesn't describe you or me. It has a life of its own. It goes off—like a pop, like a laugh, a sneeze; like an orgasm; like a little explosion, an overflow. Its telling says, I am here.
~ Susan Sontag
IF YOU ARE EATING PEAS THINK OF ME BEFORE YOU SNEEZE Signed, Yard Ape PRESIDENT
~ Beverly Cleary
I look up to heaven only when I want to sneeze.
~ Ivan Turgenev
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.
~ Marilyn vos Savant
I'm recovering from a cold. I'm so full of penicillin that, if I sneeze, I'll cure someone.
~ Tommy Cooper
I love a sneeze.
~ Declan Donnelly