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Quotes About Sneeze

You get a rib injury and it hurts to breathe. If you sneeze, you think you're gonna die.
~ Joe Thornton
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.
~ Terry Pratchett
H for Hurry, E for Er-gent, L for Love Me Do and P for Please, pl-ea-se help me!' pleaded Fred. Ringo creaked open the door. 'Your story has touched my heart... Come in.' 'Bless you!' 'Did I sneeze?' Ringo smiled.
~ The Beatles
You can't sneeze in Dublin without somebody saying 'God bless you' in Kerry.
~ Katherine Kurtz
I sneezed and she was gone.
~ Bryan Costales
Since we're playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. "Do you have to sneeze?" he asked. "Be quiet. I'm pretending to enjoy your company, just as you said." "Try not to strain anything." "Oh, I won't. I'm very good at faking it." That shut him up.
~ Ilona Andrews
Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.
~ Ahmed Mostafa
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.
~ Tom Robbins
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
~ Mark Twain
The cat was created when the lion sneezed.
~ Arabian Proverb
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
~ Bob Dylan
Leslie Titmuss bothered me. His name, it made me want to sneeze. I also thought I recognized it. I typed it into my laptop, a procedure that had lately held far too much suspense for me. Among the top results the search returned was a page from GoodReads, a literary website.
~ Walter Kirn
I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.
~ lawrence d h iii
The damn vermin are so numerous that I am afraid to sneeze, for fear the damned lice would regard it as gong for dinner, and eat me up - Robert Cobb Kennedy
~ Tobin T. Buhk
I had a nose tickle.
~ Chris Pine
God bless you, in case you sneeze.
~ Christopher Fry
C: What do you get when a giant sneezes? Out of the way. - Marigold
~ Jean Ferris
[Mama] follows us around hoping we'll sneeze So she can have the tissue "For my scrapbook please."
~ Unknown
You know I don't like giving speeches," Glory said, "so I'll just say this. We're going to save our fellow RainWings, and we're going to make this rainforest safe, and we're going to do it like real RainWings. And by the three moons, try not to talk or sneeze or fall asleep in the tunnel on the way there, all right?
~ Tui T. Sutherland
One of her daughters sneezed, someone alert the chefs we need a cake! It's kind of exhausting.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of my throat. It always happens when you're hiding, a cough, a sneeze, something. It's stupid. The body decides to screw around with you, even though it knows being quiet is the only way it's going to go on living.
~ Lilith Saintcrow
I woke up again on Monday morning in the middle of an enormous sneeze and feeling like a Turkish weight lifter had spent the entire weekend squeezing every bone in my body.
~ Jeff Lindsay
From far away in the dim, wool-packed world of sleep I felt an uneasy sensation elbowing its way into my head and, as if in answer to a vague but demanding question, I heard a loud and explosive roaring sound—and I was awake, my nose dripping from a powerful sneeze. "Oh, lord," Rita said, sitting up beside me. "You caught a cold from all that— I knew you were going to— Here, here's a tissue.
~ Jeff Lindsay
I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze." ( Letter to Cynthia Asquith , November 1913)
~ D.H. Lawrence