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Quotes About Chocolate

Before the day was out, Ben & Jerry's had announced a new flavor: Trancicle, made only with Vermont milk and maple syrup, and "bullets" of dark chocolate.
~ Bill McKibben
Oddly enough, Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie Pops aren't classified as chocolate under the definitions federal officials use when collecting data on the candy industry.
~ Bill McLain
Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.
~ Beth Ditto
I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
~ Dawn French
It would be impossible for me to eat one square of chocolate a day. For the rest of the day, I'd be thinking about that bar of chocolate. In fact, I discovered that the question "Could you eat one square of chocolate every day?" is a good way to distinguish Abstainers from Moderators. All Moderators seem to keep a bar of chocolate stashed away to eat one square at a time. (Maybe this explains the mystery of why chocolate bars are divided into squares.)
~ Gretchen Rubin
When you're on book tours, you definitely need chocolate. At all times.
~ Lisa Gardner
Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.
~ Willow Smith
Self-control is not a problem in the future. It's only a problem now when the chocolate is next to us.
~ Shlomo Benartzi
I'm staring into chocolate eyes. although my brain is clouded and I'm dizzy, I know enough to register that chocolate is the opposite of blue. I don't want blue. Blue confuses me too much. Chocolate is straight-forward, easier to deal with.
~ Simone Elkeles
Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of two things is genius.
~ Simone Elkeles
I love dark chocolate, but I will have a piece just occasionally.
~ Linda Gray
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
~ Melanie Clark Pullen
I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better.
~ Nancy Pelosi
I don't love acting; I love chocolate.
~ Elizabeth Taylor
White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious..Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.
~ E. Lockhart
I like chocolate. I don't eat it, but I like the smell of it. People can drink with their eyes; I can eat with my nose. I would love to have a perfume based on chocolate.
~ Karl Lagerfeld
That he'd seen...two people, a young man and a woman, sitting on invisible furniture with their feet up, reading books and eating chocolates.
~ Megan Whalen Turner
So, there you have it, you get up and go to school, thinking it's just another ordinary day and the next thing you know, something totally unexpected happens! Life's like that. I guess it's like Forrest Gump said about the box of chocolates-you just never know what you're going to get!
~ Melody Carlson
Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap over a chasm of ignorance and misunderstanding between species and worlds...and a baby step taken into life's endless possibilities for wonder and joy and surprise that could no more be reversed than one's first taste of chocolate. A dog kiss.
~ Berkeley Breathed
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
~ Matt Lauer
So we each had a piece of chocolate for dessert. I'd almost forgotten how much I love chocolate, how there's something about it that makes life a little more wonderful.
~ Susan Beth Pfeffer
She held out the box of fudge. "I made this. I don't know if you like chocolate. If not, you could take it into the office or…" Instead of taking the candy, he grabbed her wrist and pulled her inside. The second the door closed behind her, she was in his arms, his mouth on hers.
~ Susan Mallery
The treats she served were the stuff of dreams—-a buttery tart glistening with fresh fruit, a molasses cookie that made Margot almost swoon with pleasure when she sampled it, and tiny, decadent chocolate brownies and lemon bars.
~ Susan Wiggs
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.
~ Judith Viorst