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Quotes About Chocolate

Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally.
~ Mark Webber
Raziel! Go forth into the land and lay waste unto two good-size Wal-Marts, slay until blood doth flow from all bargains and all the buildings are but rubble — and pick up a few Snickers bars for yourself.
~ Christopher Moore
But Nestlé's Crunch is a fine choice," said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him. "A bit naive, but an undergrowth of ambergris and walnut gives it legs.
~ Christopher Moore
Ant's eyes rounded. He knew the candy bar cost five cents. A fortune. "Chocolate!" He peeled back the wrapper slowly, revealing a sharp brown corner, which he bit off in a mouselike nibble. Savoring.
~ Kristin Hannah
Now, Lovecraft was notoriously fond of sweets. He consumed vast quantities of chocolate and ice cream; he so saturated his coffee with sugar that a sticky mass was left in the cup. If he was hyperinsulinic, such a practice was guaranteed to cause a collapse of the kind he told about.
~ L. Sprague de Camp
and holy hell the chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on the periodic table. It would be Ch, which isn't even taken.
~ Laini Taylor
Never attempt an alliance without chocolate.
~ Laini Taylor
It's an open horizon before us, as far as the eye can see: no angst and no games, just mutual delight. So simple, but so rich. Like chocolate. Not a gold-dusted truffle or a foofy pastry tower teetering on a crystal platter, but a plain, honest bar of the best chocolate in the world.
~ Laini Taylor
I ate a few chocolates and felt more animated. Then I crashed and was just as sad as I'd been before, but fatter and tired.
~ lamott anne v
And if we don't have Energy runes, we'll have to get our energy the old-fashioned way." Mark looked puzzled. "Drugs?" "Chocolate," Emma said. "I brought chocolate. Mark, where do you even come up with these things?" Mark smiled crookedly, shrugging one shoulder. "Faerie humor?
~ Cassandra Clare
What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?" - Will Herondale
~ Cassandra Clare
Things I Will Try to Say More Often: Why? I love you. I'm sorry. May I have chocolate? Yes. yes. yes.
~ Catherynne M. Valente
You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that.
~ Giada De Laurentiis
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
~ Gina Barreca
What does it feel like to get shot?" "I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.
~ Gordon Korman
Baking with chocolate is similar to cooking with wine. You get out what you put in.
~ Gordon Ramsay
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
~ Author Unknown
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
~ Jason Love, jasonlove.com
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
~ Author unknown, c. 1990s
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
~ Author Unknown
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
~ Caroline Rhea, unverified
Bunnies are cuddly The large and the small But I like chocolate ones The best of them all.
~ Author Unknown
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
~ TODAY (NBC), Matt Lauer, 1999
Eat brownie then brush teeth — York peppermint patty!
~ Internet meme