Quotes About Chocolate

My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

I prefer dark chocolate. I like French over Belgian... Valrhona is the best.

I will do a chocolate deal for product only. No need for money.

I always say, 'I love chocolate, but I'm not Willy Wonka.'

I love dark chocolate, 70 percent and up.

My kids don't like chocolate. My husband doesn't like chocolate, so I get it all to myself.

Every time I say I'm going on a diet I end up eating chocolate.

Chocolate is there in my name itself, so how can I stay away from it?

Making chocolate with RuPaul, it doesn't get much better than that honestly. That's the dream; that's what everyone aspires to do.

I eat a lot of chocolate because I love it.

I thought Willy Wonka was brilliant. He had all kinds of candy. Who doesn't like chocolate and candies? Everybody wanted a Gobstopper. I just think he's brilliant.

I might have a chocolate bar on the go for energy.

Demands for healthy food choices were like New Year's resolutions. Top priority on Boxing Day, forgotten with time to spare for Valentine's chocolate.

I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail. He didn't look like a dog that stole and ate children. He looked like a dog that might steal chocolate-covered Easter eggs.

All of my books are made of sweat, blood, laughter, cat hair, chocolate and inspiration.

The potatoes are peppered plenty tonight, Polly, and Chocolate milk for dinner, aren't we in clover!

My eyes are brown and my hair is brown. Your eyes are the color of warm chocolate, he said, tilting his head to study her. Your hair isn't brown, but auburn with gold and red threads in it like the finest tapestry.

Men shake hands after they beat each other up; we eat chocolate.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Meltdown when we get home. Mom keeps chocolate for meltdowns. Daddy always has them when Uncle Jonas visits." -David Lyons from Tanner's Scheme-

You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere.

When I wake up the next morning, there's a Hershey's Kiss sitting on the table beside me.

laughter is the best medicine in life, chocolate is the substitute!

I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.