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Quotes About Programming

is all 1's and 0's underneath, and any Turing Machine can be programmed to handle it. Information processing is information processing is information processing. All digital computers are logically equivalent.
~ Jeff Hawkins
Most of our default settings are inherited from our own parents. They are ingrained and programmed into us like a motherboard on a computer. They are the factory settings we return to when we are at our wit's end and not thinking and they have been installed into us from our upbringing.
~ Unknown
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
~ Karl Lehenbauer
The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.
~ Larry Wall
Computer science doesn't know how to build complex systems that work reliably. This has been a well-understood problem since the very beginning of programmable computers.
~ Unknown
At forty, I was too old to work as a programmer myself anymore; writing code is a young person's job.
~ Michael Crichton
We're programmed for suffering, not joy. The masochism is built in at a very early age. You're supposed to work and suffer - and the trouble is: you believe it.
~ Erica Jong, Fear of Flying
Learn when and how to use different data structures and their algorithms in your own code. This is harder as a student, as the problem assignments you'll work through just won't impart this knowledge. That's fine.
~ Robert Love
The first programming assignment I had in high school was to find the first 100 Fibonacci numbers. Instead, I thought it would be cooler to write a program to get the teacher's password and all the other students' passwords. And the teacher gave me an A and told the class how smart I was.
~ Kevin Mitnick
I originally studied graphic design and video production. I had wanted to be a programmer - I loved development and coding - but it turned out that I really enjoyed doing the frontend more than backend development.
~ iJustine
I think being a partner with the studios and networks and, more importantly, being a great source for consumers to watch that programming is always going to be a part of our programming mix.
~ Ted Sarandos
It is easy to study the rules of overloading and of templates without noticing that together they are one of the keys to elegant and efficient type-safe containers.
~ Bjarne Stroustrup
My father taught me Basic and rudimentary C, I learned everything else on my own, including studying computational complexity on my own. That's more a function of my age than anything else though - back when I was in school there were hardly any programming classes.
~ Bram Cohen
As a kid, I was always into art at the same time as computers, and eventually I realised I was making more interesting stuff with my keyboard than with my hands. I really enjoyed modifying computer games more than playing them, so that got me into programming.
~ Aaron Koblin
Advertising revenue available for all programmers, all broadcasters is not enough to create quality programming, and subscription revenues are very, very minimal which come to all programmers.
~ Subhash Chandra
HBO is the original subscription video-on-demand company. We were repurposing first-run movies, and then we added original programming.
~ Jeff Bewkes
The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial chance of introducing another.
~ Fred Brooks
The body is not interested in your perceptions. It is not interested in learning anything from you or knowing anything from you. All the intelligence that is necessary for this living organism is already there. Our attempts to teach this body, or make it function differently from the way it is programmed by nature, are what are responsible for the battle that is going on. There is a battle between what is put in by culture and what is inherent there in the body.
~ U.G. Krishnamurti
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
~ Unknown
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
~ Unknown
Half-assed programming was a time-filler that, like knitting, must date to the beginning of the human experience. Of
~ Vernor Vinge
noble winged pig.'" "Yes, the spirit of programming.
~ Vernor Vinge
Half-assed programming was a time-filler that, like knitting, must date to the beginning of the human experience.
~ Vernor Vinge
Programming went back to the beginning of time. It was a little like the midden out back of his father's castle.
~ Vernor Vinge