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Quotes About Programming

But you weren't born expecting that kind of beauty in everyone, all the time. You just got programmed into thinking anything else is ugly.
~ Scott Westerfeld, Uglies
The best way to do research is to make a radical assumption and then assume it's true. For me, I use the assumption that object oriented programming is the way to go.
~ Bill Joy
Television is a service, but it's also a business.
~ Megyn Kelly
Television is more of a business. You can't take as many risks, because there's so many channels now, and the advertising's dropping.
~ Dana Delany
Most of the effort in the software business goes into the maintenance of code that already exists.
~ Wietse Venema
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
~ Craig Bruce
One of the most fulfilling things about programming is that you can turn your dreams into reality. The amount of skill you need varies with your dreams, but generally if you want to develop a certain type of application or service, you can give it a try. Most software comes from necessity or a dream, so keeping your eyes and ears open for things you might want to develop is important.
~ Peter Cooper
The computer is a moron.
~ Peter Drucker
The properties of an object are automatically exposed, whereas the variables in a closure are automatically hidden.
~ Unknown
In fact, he had never really gotten the appeal most people found in hapless diversions. He would see things on television about drunken spring break beach weekends, and none of it would compute. A lot of people didn't seem to enjoy their work. Carmack knew well and good what he enjoyed—programming—and was systematically arranging his life to spend the most time possible doing just that.
~ David Kushner
We have allowed others to program us with methods of self-torture, and we can see that we have retaliated by inviting others to torture themselves in return. We have allowed ourselves to be manipulated by guilt, and we turn it around and use that same mechanism of guilt to try to exploit and control others.
~ David R. Hawkins
This book will help you become a better programmer.
~ David Thomas
If we were capable of thinking of everything, we would still be living in Eden, rent-free with all-you-can-eat buffets and infinitely better daytime TV programming.
~ Dean Koontz
You can't get any better than TV on HBO, ABC and BBC3.
~ Chris Lilley
The people's degenerate taste--sick and twisted to be sure--is a product of their disaffection from art, top-down programming, and the power of commercial psyop mind control. They can be guided out of the toilet just as they were guided in.
~ Unknown
an interest in Star Trek and an antisocial lifestyle may not, in fact, be unassailable correlates of talent in computer programming.
~ Unknown
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
~ Craig Bruce
Use gold sparingly and never without programming it with intention; otherwise, it will attract unwanted energies. Silver deflects others' energy, including their illnesses or poverty issues, but also opens you to receiving guidance. Copper cleanses others' energies from your body.
~ Unknown
The short version is I'm just a total Apple fanboy. I started programming Apples in seventh grade.
~ Steve Jurvetson
There are a few other things that I built when I was at Harvard that were kind of smaller versions of Facebook. One such program was this program called Match. People could enter the different courses that they were taking, and see what other courses would be correlated with the courses they are taking.
~ Mark Zuckerberg
In a budget, how important is art versus music versus athletics versus computer programming? At the end of the day, some of those trade-offs will be made politically.
~ Bill Gates
If you had to pay separately for just PBS, probably, sadly, not a majority of Americans would do that. So there's many channels, whether it's Discovery Channel or C-SPAN or many, many others, that just aren't viable.
~ Brian L. Roberts
When regulations restricting competition are relaxed, nobody's market share is protected. If telephone companies can offer video programming, cable revenue will surely drop.
~ Mitch Kapor
In college, before video games, we would amuse ourselves by posing programming exercises.
~ Ken Thompson