Quotes About Relaxation

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

Shiatsu, deep-tissue or maybe even Rolfing: Which manner of pummeling becomes a cephalopod most?

I want a sofa, as I want a friend, upon which I can repose familiarly. If you can't have intimate terms and freedom with one and the other, they are of no good.

My summer tip is to taste the freedom given by the long days - and by the holidays!

[A]s long as you're comfortable it feels like freedom.

Freedom is when you are easy in the harness.

A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigours, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

A friend is someone you can do nothing with and enjoy it.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage at the beach.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

If I'm weird around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.