Quotes About Advice

It is better to give than receive- especially advice

He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person

The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color of sky, FLY!'"

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.

I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

Don't go to the circus.

So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.