Quotes About Advice

My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.

We must advertise to U.S. business that we are there, that our attitude has changed, and that we care. When we are asked to help, we have to perform and provide the right advice.

Never say more than is necessary.

Never stop reading. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

Advice to Persons About to Write History - Don't.

When setting out on a journey do not seek advice from someone who never left home

Parents have to really talk to their children before they leave home.

In an evil hour thou bring'st her home. [You are marrying a shrew.]

The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep."

I always telling people to "not try this at home," because most of what we do on MythBusters is really dangerous. Consequently, we can't encourage people to try that stuff.

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?]

Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

You hope you're saying the right things - but also, as a kid becomes a teenager, you feel like there's a ticking clock for you to tell them everything they need to know.

I hope I can help guys coming out of high school, if they need advice. I know the ins and outs of everything.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Never moon a werewolf.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!