Quotes About Advice

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!

There's nothing sillier in the world than a teacher telling you don't do it after you already did it.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

I'm beginning to think that if you're going to have a role model you should probably pick someone who's already dead so they can't disappoint you.

You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

Take some advice from an old farmer. You're in business now. Take the money. You'd be amazed at how many don't want to pay.

The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Your advice seems a little ironical.""Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

If consultants followed their own advice, they wouldn't tell anyone.

if any of your body parts become detached due to an unfortunate encounter with a crank, I highly advise you leave said body part behind and run like hell. Unless it's a leg, of course.

This advice from a college freshman carrying a cane?""It's a walking stick, I'll have you know.""Same difference.""Hardly. It's fashion.