Quotes About Risk

There are risks which are not acceptable: the destruction of humanity is one of them

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

Do you think it's possible to change something in humanity, not risking? If someone tries to change something and is not risking, it probably means he's not changing anything.

The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances.

Never moon a werewolf.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.