Quotes About Risk

For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Writing humor in my column isn't as dangerous as performing it. If I fail in front of a live audience, the humiliation is as great as anything a human being can suffer.

Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.

This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye.

He told me once that he didn't fear conscription as much as everyone else because the dozen bloodthirsty girls he was leaving behind were far more dangerous.

Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked."I'm dating again.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may, ' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip.

Awe! Leaving so soon?" Gabby said sweetly, holding the door open. "I was just about to pull out the gun for you to play single-player Russian Roulette.

Just think of it as a picnic with guns and monsters instead of mosquitoes and ants. Do we have fun or what?

If upper management found out, they'd send you off to the Probing Department.