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I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!

And Klaus, you are still wearing those idiotic glasses from reading too many books.

lion which was nailed to the wall to the bowl of apple cores which sat on a small wooden table.

Except people who have no respect for the alphabet! And they're not here! Are they?" "No," Klaus said. "We have a great deal of respect for the alphabet." "I should say so!" the captain cried. "Klaus Baudelaire disrespect the alphabet? Why, it's unthinkable! Aye! It's illegal! It's impossible! It's not true! How dare you say so! No—you didn't say so! I apologize! One thousand pardons! Aye!

If you spent less time reading and more time thinking about lumber, you'd care more about money and less about people!

I know those kids!" he cried. "They're in my store right now! I just gave them some muffins!" "You gave muffins to murderers?" Lou said. "That's not right, Milt. Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.

The Big Peruvian Book of Small Peruvian Snakes.

the famous ichnologist and Josephine's brother-in-law. But all that's ancient history.

But to force your dreadful singing voice on somebody, or even a crowd of people, is one of the world's most wicked crimes

Or was the truth - like so many truths - not any one of the envisaged possibilities?

Ich bin ein Berliner,' I said. It was a joke. A Berliner is a doughnut. The day after President Kennedy made his famous proclamation, Berlin cartoonists had a field day with talking doughnuts.

But I saw no sign of Fiona shedding the chrysalis of Communism.

When they ask me to become president of the United States I'm going to say, "Except for Washington D.C.

You're joking, sir.' 'I never joke, Chico. The truth is quite adequately hilarious.

because morning gives a dimension of magic to any place it was soft and sharp at the same time.

In general, shorter is better. If you can encapsulate your idea into a single captivating sentence, you're halfway home.

I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.

For the state to wither away completely, complete communism is necessary.

What we prize most is peace and an opportunity to devote all our efforts to restoring our economy.

The Bolsheviks could not have retained power for two and a half months, let alone two and a half years, without the most rigorous and truly iron discipline in our Party.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

It was amazing to me that, all of a sudden, I was hearing my music on the radio and coming out of cars.

Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because "the states could do a gooder job."

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.