Quotes About Quote

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.

Women are temperamental. Thats 90% temper and 10% mental.

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

For centuries the leaders of Christian thought spoke of women as a necessary evil, and the greatest saints of the Church are those who despise women the most.

So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war.

You never really know a woman until you meet her in court.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

The perfect woman is a higher type of human than the perfect man, and also something much more rare.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero.

My resolution's placed, and I have nothing Of woman in me; now from head to foot I am marble-constant, now the fleeting moon No planet is of mine.

She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.