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Why will people be so stupid as to suppose themselves the only foreigners among a crowd of ten thousand persons?
~ Mark Twain
Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were sarcasms.
~ Mark Twain
In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.
~ Mark Twain
It made one mad, for pleasure; and we could not take our eyes from him, and the looks that went out of our eyes came from our hearts, and their dumb speech was worship.
~ Mark Twain
Jim said he believed it was spirits, but I says: no, spirits wouldn't say dern the dern fog.
~ Mark Twain
If there is one thing in the world that will make a man peculiarly and insufferably self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day it sea, when nearly all his comrades are seasick.
~ Mark Twain
It gratified all the vicious vanity that was in him;
~ Mark Twain
He would be a consul no doubt by and by, at some foreign port, of the language of which he was ignorant; though if ignorance of language were a qualification he might have been a consul at home.
~ Mark Twain
Always—from all companies, high or low—she went forth richer in honor and esteem than when she came.
~ Mark Twain
Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his face, but alacrity in his heart.
~ Mark Twain
Oh, go to bed! Dan said that, and went away. Oh, yes, it's all very well to say go to bed when a man makes an argument which another man can't answer.
~ Mark Twain
How blind and unreasoning and arbitrary are some of the laws of nature - the most of them, in fact!
~ Mark Twain
the king he allowed he would drop over to t'other village without any plan, but just trust in Providence to lead him the profitable way - meaning the devil, I reckon.
~ Mark Twain
you give me much more of your sass I'll take and bounce a rock off'n your head.
~ Mark Twain
If he was a wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would have comprehended that work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
~ Mark Twain
But the lawyer he jumps on the table and yells, and says: "Gentlemen—gentlemen! Hear me just a word—just a single word—if you please! There's one way yet—let's go and dig up the corpse and look.
~ Mark Twain
What's gone with that boy,  I wonder? You TOM!
~ Mark Twain
Dan said the other day to the guide, Enough, enough, enough! Say no more! Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
~ Mark Twain
Foo-foo the First, King of the Mooncalves!
~ Mark Twain
down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat. "I never did see
~ Mark Twain
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
~ Mark Twain
It's an awful snug place for orgies. What orgies? I dono. But robbers always have orgies, and of course we've got to have them, too.
~ Mark Twain
and a manner so peculiar and romantic, and extraneous, and ad libitum, and heart-searching, that—that—he—he is an impressionist, I presume? No, said the captain simply, he is a Presbyterian.
~ Mark Twain
Their garment? Have they but one? Ah, good your Worship, what would they do with more? Truly they have not two bodies each.
~ Mark Twain