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Quotes About Incompetence

Mick Stranahan's sister was married to a lawyer named Kipper Garth, inept in all aspects of the profession except self-promotion.
~ Carl Hiaasen
sometimes people were simply stupid, and there was no fixing stupid.
~ Terry Goodkind
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
~ Terry Pratchett
He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.
~ Terry Pratchett
Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we'd been at all competent.
~ Terry Pratchett
You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of whatever idiot has accepted this message for sending in the first place. No one cared about you, and everyone at headquarters was an idiot. It wasn't your fault, no one listened to you. Headquarters had even started an Employee of the Month scheme to show how much they cared. That was how much they didn't care.
~ Terry Pratchett
Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.
~ Kingsley Amis
To say that past managements of Citigroup were poor would be a kindness.
~ Steve Eisman
psychology is practiced by a bunch of well-paid incompetents.
~ Kary Mullis
The dragons of twentieth-century life are ignorance, incompetence, slackness and disloyalty, she said.
~ Kate Grenville
Fear of failure is one of the most common traits of bad managers.
~ Brian W. Fitzpatrick
A certain combination of incompetence and indifference can cause almost as much suffering as the most acute malevolence.
~ Bruce Catton
If voters are systematically mistaken about what policies work, there is a striking implication: They will not be satisfied by the politicians they elect. A politician who ignores the public's policy preferences looks like a corrupt tool of special interests. A politician who implements the public's policy preferences looks incompetent because of the bad consequences.
~ Bryan Caplan
cannibals—morally enfeebled also, by the incompetence of mere unaided virtue or right-mindedness in Starbuck, the invulnerable jollity of indifference and recklessness in Stubb, and the pervading mediocrity in Flask.
~ Herman Melville
By reading, you learn through others' experiences, generally, a better way to do business, especially in our line of work where the consequences of incompetence are so final for young men.
~ Jim Mattis
Young people have this almost romantic attachment to civil rights, liberties, emancipating people from oppression, etc. The idea that such oppression exists in this country offends me, but it's able to be pushed and sold because education in this country is so woefully incompetent and inept.
~ Rush Limbaugh
Nobody has a problem if you promote your child, even they are incompetent or have no merit. It's fine, it's your child, your money. But the problem comes when you destroy my career to protect your child's or your friend's career.
~ Vivek Agnihotri
Like all alchemists, Trump seeks to convert dross into gold, to toss a broth of his incompetence, denial, delay, deception, and failure into some supernatural alembic and extract political advantage.
~ Rick Wilson
Can't cook. Can't, I dunno, do paperwork. I don't know, what else can't we do? I'm not to be trusted with other people's animals.
~ Ted Dwane
Right now my favorite thing is working to recall our absolute shitbag of a governor. He's been screwing up my state for more than a year. I want him out.
~ Patrick Rothfuss
We have the most incompetently worked trade deals ever negotiated probably in the history of the world, and that starts with NAFTA. And now they want to go TPP, one of the great disasters.
~ Donald Trump
The nature of conspiracy, which among those who both feared and named it, seemed to always possess at its core a misguided belief in the competence of others, as weighed against the incapacities, real or imagined, of the believer. Therefore, he concluded, the belief in conspiracy was an announcement of the believer's own sense of utter helplessness in the face of forces both mysterious and fatally efficient.
~ Steven Erikson
I conclude that your particular species, Captain, advances by way of deadly incompetence, willful ignorance, deliberate misunderstanding, and venal acquisitiveness, combined with serendipitous technological superiority.
~ Steven Erikson
Corruption and incompetence. These were rebellion's sparks.
~ Steven Erikson