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Quotes About Incompetence

My stuff is observational, what people do with their lives from the angle of a man that can't pull it off. So if I talk about having a family, it would be through the medium of a man who is in no fit state to be given a child to look after.
~ Iain Stirling
I'd be a rubbish policewoman in real life.
~ Claudia Jessie
I don't know how to plan my way out of a paper bag.
~ Jedediah Bila
I have to hand it to you people. Three attempts to kill Hitler in as many weeks and all of them botched. You would think that a group of senior army officers would know how to kill one man. It's what you're supposed to be good at, damn it. None of you seemed to have any trouble slaughtering millions during the Great War. But it seems beyond any of you to actually kill Hitler. Next thing you'll be telling me you were planning to use silver bullets to shoot the bastard.
~ Philip Kerr
Even when they are trying to deceive the voters, the Democrats are incompetent.
~ Steve Hilton
I play the drums really, really badly.
~ Ted Dwane
I'm bad at baking.
~ Heidi Klum
My ballroom dancing skills are completely non-existent.
~ Roger Allam
I'm really bad at baseball.
~ Cameron Dallas
With so many incompetent people on the mountain," Rob said with a frown one evening in late April, "I think it's pretty unlikely that we'll get through this season without something bad happening up high.
~ Jon Krakauer
La tierra que habitamos es un error, una incompetente parodia.
~ Jorge Luís Borges
La tierra que habitamos es un error, una incompetente parodia. Los espejos y la paternidad son abominables, porque la multiplican y afirman. El asco es la virtud fundamental.
~ Jorge Luís Borges
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
~ Aaron Allston
Setiap kerusuhan di sesuatu negeri, bukan hanya Tumampel, adalah cerminan dari ketidakmampuan yang memerintah.
~ Pramoedya Ananta Toer
Employees who are fools often rule the roost in the private companies.
~ Probaerb
The world is in the hands of fools.
~ Proverb
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
~ Quentin Crisp
I would be the worst biologist in the world!
~ Lars Mikkelsen
The government never does anything successfully.
~ Michael Badnarik
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
~ Chris Rock
there is no faculty so weak as the English faculty," which is "the common catch-all for aspirants to the birch who are too lazy or too feeble in intelligence to acquire any sort of exact knowledge, and the professional incompetence of its typical ornament is matched only by his hollow cocksureness." In a passing reference to Emory University he mentions "the students there incarcerated.
~ Joseph Epstein
When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
~ Joseph Heller
sovereign moshpit of corrupt bureaucrats and tribal strongmen and baseline incompetence. When
~ Ward Larsen
They will always judge you for what they don't know how to do.
~ Wesley D'Amico