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Quotes About Incompetence

There's much more stupidity than there is malice in the world...
~ William Gaddis
She'd been notoriously bad, had had a reputation among their Chicago friends for possessing a flair for the soggy, the lumpy, the burned.
~ William Kent Krueger
Sometimes you cannot program around stupid.
~ David Ferrell
This last is important. Even in corporate environments, it is very difficult to remove an underling for incompetence if that underling has seniority and a long history of good performance reviews. As in government bureaucracies, the easiest way to deal with such people is often to "kick them upstairs": promote them to a higher post, where they become somebody else's problem.
~ David Graeber
The morons in government worldwide are extraordinary in both number and depth of moronity.
~ David Icke
I would never find a bank launched for worse reasons by more inept men.
~ David Liss
An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.
~ Hilaire Belloc
When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
~ Joseph Heller
Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.
~ Douglas Adams
Government failure is always used as an excuse for government expansion. Government thrives on crisis and incompetence.
~ Jim Babka
The plague of government is senile delinquency.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!
~ P. J. O'Rourke
Our government has become incompetent, unresponsive, corrupt. And that incompetence, ineptitude, lack of accountability is now dangerous.
~ Carly Fiorina
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
~ Emo Philips
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
~ Douglas Adams
If for every error and every act of incompetence one can substitute an act of treason, many points of fascinating interpretation are open to the paranoid imagination.
~ Richard Hofstadter
I know the well of my maternal incompetence is deep but I am determined to siphon up a calm and breathing hope for him.
~ Donna VanLiere, The Good Dream
Criticism often hides incompetence & increases vanity. Therefore critics are always more vain that the achievers they criticize.
~ Steve Cioccolanti
Don't name our stupidity, ignorance, stupid rules and lack of skills DESTINY!
~ Maliheh Sadat Razavi
That it failed to fix IBM's problems or help Akers suggests that collectively the board proved unwilling, complicit, or simply incompetent to carry out its fiduciary and ethical responsibilities until forced to by circumstances.
~ James W. Cortada
Well, what kind of hello is that? Besides. You wouldn't want me as a supply officer, Bagger. I'd fuck it up so bad you'd starve.
~ James Webb
Automobiles are often conveniently tagged as the villains responsible for the ills of cities and the disappointments and futilities of city planning. But the destructive effect of automobiles are much less a cause than a symptom of our incompetence at city building.
~ Jane Jacobs
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
~ Edith Sitwell