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Quotes About Incompetence

Never in history did a government know so much about what's going on in the world – yet few empires have botched things up as clumsily as the contemporary United States. It's like a poker player who knows what cards his opponents hold, yet somehow still manages to lose round after round.
~ Yuval Noah Harari
The ability for a person to operate satisfactorily in a thing is dependent on how much he knows about that thing. Ignorance is a major cause of inability.
~ Yusuf A. Leinge
Leadership: Lions led by donkeys.
~ Erich Ludendorff
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
~ Oscar Wilde
We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.
~ Thomas Friedman
The Vegetable, or From President to Postman was inspired by the pervasive stupidity, gross cronyism and rampant corruption—in the Veterans Bureau, the Departments of Justice and the Interior—during the administration of the philistine president, Warren Harding, in the early 1920s.
~ Jeffrey Meyers
We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.
~ Eoin Colfer
To design the perfect anti-Unix, write an operating system that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do. And then adds injury to insult by getting it wrong.
~ Eric S. Raymond
We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less and less for it. We are angry about our incompetent, dysfunctional government that pays no attention to the desires of the people. We are angry about the cesspool of corruption and conflicts of interests and self-dealing that is Albany.
~ Carl Paladino
Don't say I was an inspirational teacher - my former pupils would laugh their heads off. I was grossly incompetent, but I hope I didn't do the children a disservice.
~ Greg Davies
Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.
~ Ridley Pearson
Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.
~ Ring Lardner
Honestly I'm glad. Cases where stupid people do stupid things are really more my forte. Like this guy." He picked up a folder from the mess on his desk. "He updated his Facebook account from inside a house he was robbing. Classic Cliff McCormack material. I'll leave the murderers to someone who knows what he's doing.
~ Rob Thomas
Since when has idiocy been a bar to advancement in politics?
~ Robert Harris
This combination of incompetence and accidents led to increasing public hostility toward chemical weapons. After all, it was argued, if a few pounds of nerve agent was sufficient to kill 6,000 sheep, what would be the consequence of a full-scale accident?
~ Robert Harris
the onerous part of being the district attorney was putting up with an exploitative and sensationalizing media and dealing with a myriad of special-interest groups, all of whom thought they were being ignored, or discriminated against, or deserved more, and all of whom knew that they could do his job better than he could. He was also tired of watching incompetent judges and ethically challenged lawyers make a mockery of the system.
~ Robert K. Tanenbaum
What you need is an hypothesis for how you're going to get that slotless screw out of there and scientific method doesn't provide any of these hypotheses. It operates only after they're around. This is the zero moment of consciousness. Stuck. No answer. Honked. Kaput. It's a miserable experience emotionally. You're losing time. You're incompetent. You don't know what you're doing. You should be ashamed of yourself.
~ Robert M. Pirsig
An incompetent, lazy, arrogant, or corrupt accountant or attorney can cost you a lot of money. I know from personal experience. Just because someone is an A student in school does not mean they are competent or honest in real life.
~ Robert T. Kiyosaki
Incompetents invariably made trouble for people other than themselves.
~ Larry McMurtry
It has become almost a cliché to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science and proudly claim incompetence in mathematics.
~ Richard Dawkins
Science may carry us to Mars, but it will leave the earth peopled as ever by the inept.
~ Agnes Repplier
What happens is never unpredictable: there are always breaches, carelessness, incompetence, omissions, which have not prevented the occurrence.
~ Zygmunt Bauman
You have encouraged these malicious incompetents, who have made your working life life a shambles. You have accepted without question their senseless orders.
~ Alan Moore
Succeed! It has been done, and with a stupidity that can astound the most experienced.
~ Donald Barthelme