Quotes About Marriage

Is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God.

A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.

It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

Giving honor unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel.

Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

King Solomon loved many strange women.

It is better to marry than to burn.

My husband is a human pincushion.

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Wilt thou… forsaking all others, keep thee only unto [him; her], so long as ye both shall live?

Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself.

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.