Quotes About Marriage

A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband.

Jacob served seven years for Rachel; and they seemed unto him but a few days, for the love he had to her.

What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?She ain't no lady; she's my wife.

I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh?

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year.

Marriage changes passion — suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

"A bed, a bed," Clerk Saunders said,"A bed for you and me!""Fye na, fye na," said may Margaret,"Till anes we married be!"

This is the farmer sowing the corn,That kept the cock that crowed in the morn,That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,That married the man all tattered and torn,That kissed the maiden all forlorn,That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,That tossed the dogThat worried the catThat killed the ratThat ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.

Peter, Peter Pumpkin-Eater,Had a wife and couldn't keep her.He put her in a pumpkin shell,And there he kept her very well.

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.

Such wickedness, to marry in secret and then deny it. I was told English aristocrats only have time for dogs and horses. This is clearly not true.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

From his mother, Philip inherited the Burgundian possessions. But a few years after Philip's marriage, his wife Joanna, daughter of Isabella and Ferdinand, inherited not only Castile, but Aragon, Sicily, Naples, America, and the Indies. So when Charles V came of age, he inherited from his father, his mother, and his grandparents a great empire. He was, at once, prince of the Netherlands, king of a united Spain, and emperor of Germany.

Yes, sah!" Service cried indignantly. "She hold me down, sah!" She know kung fu and chop suey and marital arts, sah!" "Marital arts? Chop suey?" the judge scoffed. "What you talking 'bout, man? One is when a man marry and de odder is Chinese food.

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When they were first married and Albert went away on trips for work, Jutta would wake in the predawn hours and remember those first nights after Werner left for Schulpforta and feel all over again the searing pain of his absence.

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On three great bonds of love do all cultures depend: the love between man and woman in marriage; the love between a mother and her child; and the camaraderie among men, a bond that used to be strong enough to move mountains. The first two have suffered greatly; the third has almost ceased to exist.

The only reason why mankind has celebrated marriages is that they renew the race; they bring forth new life, within the bounds of a holy vow.