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Quotes About Marriage

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.
~ Steve Aylett
Women seemed to marry a man expecting him to change, but he doesn't. Men marry a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
~ Steve Berry
Oh, no. This has marriage written all over it. Travis, read my lips: remember that Fellini film with the prostitute who says that every new sunrise makes her a virgin? It doesn't work that way with me. Even the sun thinks I'm a slut.
~ Steve Kluger
Se você quer ter uma boa vida, acerte na hora de casar.
~ Steve Krug
So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.
~ Steve Martin
At least Clarissa knows I'm benign. But that is not an adjective one wants to throw around about one's spouse: This is my husband. He's benign.
~ Steve Martin
The conversation at dinner hadn't been successful either; it bore the marks of an old married couple who had very little left to say to each other.
~ Steve Martin
No matter how long he's known the woman or how casually they have met, if he's strongly attracted to her, he immediately starts thinking of marriage. Frightened by even the thought, he ends it, right there. A man such as this may know that he can't make a permanent commitment, and be really sincere about not wanting to use or mislead a woman by allowing a relationship to develop further.
~ Steven Carter
When I think of getting married, I worry that my life will be over. I don't want to lose my lifestyle, which in my case often turns out to be going home, watching television alone, and reheating an old slice of pizza.
~ Steven Carter
Married people, for instance, are demonstrably happier than single people; does this mean that marriage causes happiness? Not necessarily. The data suggest that happy people are more likely to get married in the first place.
~ Steven D. Levitt
Correlation does not equal causality. When two things travel together, it is tempting to assume that one causes the other. Married people, for instance, are demonstrably happier than single people; does this mean that marriage causes happiness? Not necessarily. The data suggest that happy people are more likely to get married in the first place. As one researcher memorably put it, "If you're grumpy, who the hell wants to marry you?
~ Steven D. Levitt
Married people, for instance, are demonstrably happier than single people; does this mean that marriage causes happiness? Not necessarily. The data suggest that happy people are more likely to get married in the first place. As one researcher memorably put it, "If you're grumpy, who the hell wants to marry you?
~ Steven D. Levitt
is still common for a bride's parents to give the groom or his family cash, cars, or real estate. The
~ Steven D. Levitt
51 percent of Indian men said that wife-beating is justified under certain circumstances; more surprisingly, 54 percent of women agreed—
~ Steven D. Levitt
More than 70 percent of the men in his generation have sex before they marry, compared with just 33 percent in the earlier generation.
~ Steven D. Levitt
And according to a joke that was told many times in 1993, Bill and Hillary Clinton were being driven through her hometown when Hillary spotted an old boyfriend pumping gas. If you hadn' married me, said Bill, you'd be the wife of a gas station attendant. If I hadn't married you, replied Hillary, he would be president.
~ Steven Pinker
When they held constant all the factors that typically push men into marriage, they found that actually getting married made a man less likely to commit crimes immediately thereafter.107 The causal pathway has been pithily explained by Johnny Cash: Because you're mine, I walk the line.
~ Steven Pinker
I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more.
~ Marc Chagall
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.
~ James Thurber
I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love.
~ Donald Barthelme
I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple.
~ Jonathan Davis
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
~ Tony Curtis
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
~ Ernest Hemingway
However old a conjugal union, it still garners some sweetness. Winter has some cloudless days, and under the snow a few flowers still bloom.
~ Madame de Stael