Quotes About Marriage

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person

it's just that I see love as odd as wearing shoes-- I never wanted to marry a girl who was like my mother And Ingrid Bergman was always impossible

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

All the other covenants show God's love and transmit God's love, but it is only in the marital covenant that the love is so real and powerful that it communicates life.

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

There is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage: a marriage in which there is love, but on one side only.

Marriage. The roots are deep. The covenant is solid. The love is sweet. Life is hard. And God is good.

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

First and foremost, I married for love. I can't believe I even have to defend this.

Do not pray to marry the one that you love, but to love the one that you marry.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

Flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone, I here, though there, yet both but one.

True love is not a feeling by which we are overwhelmed. It is a committed, thoughtful decision.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

You have to learn how to be married. You have to learn to love somebody.

I'll marry you if you admit that respect, admiration, and trust equals love.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

Everyone should have the right to marry. To make a commitment to love someone forever is a beautiful thing.

I look forward to exercising my American civil liberties and getting fully, completely and legally married this year to my true love of over three years, Linda Wallem.

What I love is how pissed off Jane Eyre is. She's in a rage for the whole novel and the payoff is she gets to marry this blind guy who's toasted his wife in the attic." -Angela Argo "Blue Angel