Quotes About Marriage

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

A good marriage was full of moments of cats and dogs. It was the uneventful marriage that was headed toward disaster. In a word, the differences between the husband and the wife should only help stabilize their marriage.

Her words made him realize that his wife must have been lonely when he was away. He hadn't thought she had her own ideas and feelings. More worrisome, she never doubted that they would stay together for the rest of their lives. What a simple-hearted woman! This realization distressed him and foiled his first attempt at a divorce.

But I was also very pleased when I heard the Prince of Montenegro got married the other day. I know perfectly well that I am nothing to anyone. But the middle finger is no longer than the pinkie if one measures both against infinity...

Marriage domesticates sex but frees love. It is unsuitable as a solution to human need, but as with capitalism, the alternatives are much worse.

What was marriage but sex plus property.

To be well married you have to a penchant for the intricacies of intimacy and larval change..If the personality is a spider's web, you will want to know every thread...Pleasures no longer come to you, but there are pickings to be had if you can learn to scavenge for them (The Body)

Bridget was risking a lot to marry him. She was too quick-witted not to know that. Cathal was not only flattered by that; he felt hopeful. For Bridget to do this had to mean that she cared for him, felt more than lust for him. There was a good chance that the seed of affection had already taken root in her heart. Cathal prayed he had the skill to nurture it well and make it grow. Bridget

When a man wanted to wake to the same woman's face every morning, to spend a lot of nights holding her close, he might as well buy the ring.

My favorite Viagra ad, a Spanish-language print ad I saw some years ago, simply shows an image of the distinctive blue pill with the text "Un divorcio menos. Gracias, Pfizer." ("One less divorce. Thanks, Pfizer.")

Yes, it always pays when the wife believes and admits that her husband is the wisest man in the world and that whatever he does is right.

Billy Joel was on the radio, singing, "I love you just the way you are." Big talk, Myron mused, when you've been married to Christie Brinkley.

Ligou para sua mãe pelo telefone do carro e garantiu que estava bem. Ela lhe pediu que ligasse para o pai, ele é que estava preocupado. Myron ligou para o pai e garantiu que estava bem. Ele o mandou ligar para mãe, ela é que estava preocupada. Comunicação perfeita, o segredo de um casamento feliz

It isn't about guilt. You had a doubt. You had your head turned. You wondered about the what-if. You're not the first person to feel these things. You either find your way through it or you don't. But in the end, Corinne didn't give you that chance. She chose to trick you and live a lie. I'm not defending or condemning you. Every marriage is its own story. But you didn't see the light. You had someone shine a flashlight in your eyes." "Maybe

The good men, the ones who wanted to commit and raise children, were scooped up early. The field became thinner and thinner as the years went by.

Honestly, ever since I've been married, the part of a job as an actress where you have to kiss other people, I find totally bizarre.

My grandfather used to write one sentence every day in his journal: 'I love Anne more than ever today.' I think that was his meditation - keeping him in his marriage, and also his appreciation for it. It was very touching.

Marriage can be tough. It really is. But God is calling you to do everything you can. It's just not you and your spouse. There's a third person in your marriage. And God would like to bless and protect that marriage, and give you many fruitful days ahead.