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Quotes About Marriage

When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once and you remember it the rest of your days.
~ Maxim Gorky
The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
~ Amy Grant
The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before.
~ Irving Stone
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.
~ J. M. W. Turner
The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.
~ Frank Pittman
In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.
~ William Penn
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
~ Eddie Cantor
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
~ Paul Hornung
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
~ Minnie Pearl
The first year of marriage is like wet cement - the impressions made in it are much harder to change once it has set.
~ Robert Wolgemuth
It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.
~ Arthur Rubinstein
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
~ Jefferson Machamer
Wedded love is founded on esteem.
~ Elijah Fenton
The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.
~ William Lyon Phelps
In marriage, everyday you love,and everyday you forgive.It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness
~ Bill Moyers
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
~ Groucho Marx
Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.
~ Thomas More
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.
~ Ann Landers
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
~ Robert Frost
I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.
~ Jim Lampley
I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.
~ Lou Holtz
My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent
~ Socrates