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Quotes About Marriage

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.
~ Colley Cibber
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!
~ Red Buttons
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
~ Oscar Wilde
God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.
~ William Shakespeare
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
~ Anna Quindlen
It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage.
~ Robert Breault
Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.
~ Zig Ziglar
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
~ Jim Davidson
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
~ Groucho Marx
Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
~ Bob Phillips
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
~ George Burns
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
~ Humphrey Bogart
Women, be radiant on your wedding day. But make sure your soul matches your dress.
~ Jason Evert
All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
~ John Berger
A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
~ Ambrose Bierce
What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.
~ Jude Deveraux
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.
~ Elsa Maxwell
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
~ Max Miller
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.
~ Artemas Ward
To marry is the biggest risk in human relations that a person can take.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
if you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.
~ Charles Bukowski
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
~ Vera Wang
One should never know too precisely whom one has married
~ Friedrich Nietzsche