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Quotes About Marriage

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
~ Homer
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.
~ William Penn
We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.
~ Vince Vaughn
I've been married before, but I've never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it's casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic.
~ Sinead O'Connor
I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.
~ Henry Ian Cusick
Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.
~ Karl Lagerfeld
If I ever do get married," Tariq said, "they'll have to make room for three on the wedding stage. Me, the bride, and the guy holding the gun to my head
~ Khaled Hosseini
How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day
~ Thomas Flatman
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer.
~ Evan Esar
My vision that I'm living is to see two more daughters get married, dance at their weddings and then lift the Lombardi Trophy several times.
~ Chuck Pagano
When you go to a Japense wedding, make sure that you tie the ribbon on the present tightly because if you don't, you may imply that you don't think the marriage will last.
~ Kabir Sehgal
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
~ W. C. Fields
you shall tie the marriage knot with the ropemaker's daughter and the cawing of the crows will be your wedding song.
~ Jacob Grimm
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
~ Henny Youngman
The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to bear them, sometimes three.
~ Alexandre Dumas-fils
She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.
~ Chic Murray
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
~ Phyllis Diller
At twenty-five, girls begin to talk about being old maids, but secretly resolve that they never will. At thirty, they say nothing about it, but quietly accept the fact.
~ Louisa May Alcott
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.
~ Jean Giraudoux
I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.
~ Marilyn Quayle
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, Linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.
~ Charles Gavan Duffy
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.
~ Katy Perry
Here we stop. Upon the threshold of wedding nights stands an angel smiling, his finger on his lip.
~ Victor Hugo
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
~ Stephan Pastis