Quotes About Marriage

Marriages are for the grownup people. Fortunately or unfortunately, I am not yet the one!

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you're right.

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: "Yes dear.

It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

Wisdom married to immortal verse.

A quiet mind married to integrity of heart is the birth of wisdom.

If love is not married to wisdom (or if goodness is not married to truth), it cannot accomplish anything.

Happy is the bride that the sun shines on.

Conventional wisdom tells us we'll only be happier after a divorce if the marriage itself was a war zone.

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

Music is the marriage of the feelings of the living to the wisdom of the dead.

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

Many marriages falter, it seems to me, not because the couples are out of love, but because they have never been friends as much as lovers. They may love each other, in a vaporously romantic way, but they do not really like each other as individual personalities.

Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they can not be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

I respect a woman too much to marry her.

Don't leave me." "Leave you? I'm going to marry you.