Quotes About Marriage

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

The majority of great men are the offspring of unhappy marriages.

You must be aware that most men (and also not only a few women) are by nature not monogamous. This nature makes itself even more forceful when tradition and circumstance stand in an individual's way.

To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

When I was younger I thought I'd meet the man of my dreams, get married and have a child, but it all went higgledy-piggledy. Never say never, though.

If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

If I ever loved a man better than I love my art, I should marry him and leave the stage. But I have never met such a man.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Where I come from, they don't think much of men who are bossed about by their wives.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it's private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business.

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

Marriage, to woman as to man, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it.

Why don't the men propose, Mamma? Why don't the men propose?

No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world.

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.

To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.

Oh! Single, my dear, to be sure! A single man of large fortune; four or five thousand a year. What a fine thing for our girls!

No, there are three people in a marriage, there's the woman, there's the man, and there's what I call the third person, the most important, the person who is composed of the man and woman together.