Quotes About Marriage

My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been me.

She said she married an architect, who kept her warm and safe and dry. She would like to say she loved the man, but she didn't like to lie.

The greatest thing a man can do for himself is to marry someone who is infinitely better than he is. And that's exactly what I did.

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married.

At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become. Now you are becoming the men you once would have wished to marry.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Happiness is peace after strife, the overcoming of difficulties, the feeling of security and well-being. The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Powerful men often succeed through the help of their wives. Powerful women only succeed in spite of their husbands.

men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them.

Until he is forty, a man is too young to marry; and after he is forty, he is too old.

When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

How long before we have, not just homosexual marriage, but homosexual unions between adult men and small boys?

Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and one woman. With few exceptions, those civilizations that did not follow that perished.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

People need jobs, people need happy and successful lives; there should be marriage between one man and one woman, there should the value of person from conception until natural death.

You might as well sell yourself to slavery at once, as marry man you dislike.

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife?

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

Do you think that I am an old man? I could prove to this congregation that I am young; for I could find more girls who would choose me for a husband than can carry any of the young men.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart, she had to come back to her family.