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Quotes About Marriage

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
~ Nikola Tesla
Out of control judicial activism threatens traditional marriage in America.
~ Ernest Istook
Balance every thought with its opposition. Because the marriage of them is the destruction of illusion.
~ Aleister Crowley
I hold an old-fashioned notion that a happy marriage is the crown of a woman's life.
~ Beatrix Potter
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~ Sacha Guitry
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
~ Alexander Theroux
The most important single thing that any Latter-day Saint ever does in this world is to marry the right person, in the right place, by the right authority.
~ Bruce R. McConkie
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
~ Gary Player
Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses.
~ James Dobson
When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?
~ Deion Sanders
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
~ Jane Austen
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse predict an ailing marriage: Criticism, Defensiveness, Stonewalling and Contempt. The worst of these is contempt.
~ John M. Gottman
One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness.
~ Stormie Omartian
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
~ Jimmy Durante
Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.
~ Frank Pittman
The United States Supreme Court has repeatedly held that marriage is one of the most fundamental rights that we have as Americans under our Constitution.
~ Ted Olson
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
~ Will Ferrell
Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married.
~ Florynce Kennedy
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
~ Queen Victoria
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
~ Madeleine de Scudery
The difficulties and hazards of marriage are greatly increased where backgrounds are different
~ Spencer W. Kimball
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
~ H. L. Mencken
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
~ Colin Chapman
There is nothing like marriage, for two who love one another.
~ Ibn Majah