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Quotes About Marriage

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.
~ Milton Berle
Wedlock is a padlock.
~ John Ray
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
~ Linda Fiorentino
As God by creation made two of one, so again by marriage He made one of two.
~ Thomas Adams
My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. - bella swan
~ Stephenie Meyer
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
~ Carnie Wilson
A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on those days when they struggle to like each other.
~ Dave Willis
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
~ Si Robertson
What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?
~ John Donne
Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little realizing that half of any marriage is being the right spouse.
~ Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.
~ Jessica Savitch
When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else.
~ King Edward VIII
Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.
~ Ruth Graham
Every marriage is a battle between two families struggling to reproduce themselves.
~ Carl Whitaker
That is what marriage really means; helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life.
~ Paul Tournier
We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise.
~ Raquel Welch
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
~ Garry Shandling
Marriage is a gift from God to us; the quality of our marriages is a gift from us to Him.
~ L. Whitney Clayton
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
~ Ann Landers
A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
~ Dave Willis
A good husband makes a good wife.
~ John Florio
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
~ Rich Vos
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
~ Larry Gelbart