Quotes About Marriage

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

When people think, rightly or wrongly, that marriage is forever, they are stimulated to seek and find a resolution, a modus vivendi, whenever they quarrel.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

Fidelity is the single most important element in solidly enduring marriages.

Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.

Marriage is worse than dying. Why stay with one person for fifty years? We advise against marriage.

I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?

Every marriage moves either toward enhancing one another's glory or toward degrading each other.

If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

When I think of a merry, happy, and free young girl - and look at the ailing aching state a young wife is generally doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.

I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.

I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

The best marriage in the world is two servants in love. The worst marriage in the world is two masters in love.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I believe in marriage. I believe marriage is a really important institution; it's one of the most important institutions we have.

A good marriage is a contest of generosity.

The complete destruction of traditional marriage and the nuclear family is the 'revolutionary or utopian' goal of feminism.

Nothing will undermine your effectiveness as a leader faster than a bad marriage.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.