Quotes About Marriage

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down.

Friendship is the union of spirits, a marriage of hearts, and the bond thereof virtue

There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

Marriage is a tyranny, a mortification of man's natural instincts. Man needs a multiplicity of relationships.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.

Marriage is the permanent conversation between two people who talk over everything and everyone until death breaks the record.

Even cohabitation has been corrupted - by marriage.

The state of marriage is one that requires more virtue and constancy than any other; it is a perpetual exercise in mortification.

What I've learned about marriage: You need to have each other's back; you have to be a kind of team going through life.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

The prerequisite for a good marriage ... is the license to be unfaithful.

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

No marriage is "too dead" for the Lord to restore.

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.

As the head of a religious party, I am not in favor of civil marriage or the full recognition of non-Orthodox converts in Israel.

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Culture is like the current of the ocean. Where has it taken your marriage?